Friday, November 9, 2007

Things you should NOT DO! (from my own experience)

Or should a least think hard about before you decide to proceed...

bribe your kid to be quiet with candy

leave dirty diapers where the dogs can reach them

Put breakables in your childs room ( or any room for that matter)

hug someone from behind only to find out, it's not your friend it's a stranger

let your bread rise only once before cooking

Call your siblings the day after they had their birthday and wish them a happy birthday

keep your dog's food outside for the nieghborhood pigeons and crows to eat(crap all over my backyard)

hot glue your finger to a hairbow and clip

make fresh lemonade with papercuts on your hands

put diaper rash cream on your toothbrush and proceed to brush your teeth

get a brazilian wax 4 weeks after you had a baby

show up at the airport a week before the computer says your supposed to fly out

let eggs boil...overnight!

leave your make-up out with a toddler around

leave waffles in the iron for over 3 hours


Fiona Lorraine Every Mathews said...

Good tips...sorry I missed lunch today. I really wanted to go but I just couldn't bring myself to go. I'll explain next time we hang out.

rachel said...

corrine this is hilarious. i had a good laugh.

Idaho Family Circus said...

Thanks for the info ... good to know for us "up and coming moms"

Lewieville said...

Oh, its really bad when I am saying, "yep, done that!" to more than 3 things on that list!! Isn't the diaper thing nasty!!!!

CChristianmomma said...

Which 3 things Traci??? I'm totally wondering if it's a mom hing or jus plain ole' silliness...