Or should a least think hard about before you decide to proceed...
bribe your kid to be quiet with candy
leave dirty diapers where the dogs can reach them
Put breakables in your childs room ( or any room for that matter)
hug someone from behind only to find out, it's not your friend it's a stranger
let your bread rise only once before cooking
Call your siblings the day after they had their birthday and wish them a happy birthday
keep your dog's food outside for the nieghborhood pigeons and crows to eat(crap all over my backyard)
hot glue your finger to a hairbow and clip
make fresh lemonade with papercuts on your hands
put diaper rash cream on your toothbrush and proceed to brush your teeth
get a brazilian wax 4 weeks after you had a baby
show up at the airport a week before the computer says your supposed to fly out
let eggs boil...overnight!
leave your make-up out with a toddler around
leave waffles in the iron for over 3 hours
5 comments:
Good tips...sorry I missed lunch today. I really wanted to go but I just couldn't bring myself to go. I'll explain next time we hang out.
corrine this is hilarious. i had a good laugh.
rach
Thanks for the info ... good to know for us "up and coming moms"
Oh, its really bad when I am saying, "yep, done that!" to more than 3 things on that list!! Isn't the diaper thing nasty!!!!
Which 3 things Traci??? I'm totally wondering if it's a mom hing or jus plain ole' silliness...
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